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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Czech Menu – Part 2 Dins

A popular destination in Czech is the quaint old city of Bratislava, which is off towards Hungary in the east. The following conversation snippet was overheard on the next table between two tourists from the North of England:

“Eee by gum, Mabel. Yer coom all this way an wa’ der yer get? Grilled bloody sausages – again!”

It’s enough to make Bratislava want to move to Slovakia!

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Menu for Acupuncturists

This is no problem with English Pronunciation but simply funny!
Quiz: If you were a hungry acupuncturist which menu item do you think you would choose? The duck? The fish?
You got it. The needles! Perhaps they are served in haystacks! Or maybe they come with a camel side-dish, although they would be difficult to pass through the eye of the needle before eating!

Whatever else, they really have that menu sewn up!

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