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Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Man From the North

Whether its the Yorkshire Dales or the Lancashire Plain there are some odd characters who come from the North of England (see picture above). In the North they call a spade a spade and they are proud of it. They have a good mild'n bitter beer and the fish and chips are better than in the South.

Normally they like sausages but obviously the man in the post below (see Czech Menu 2 - Dins) has had enough!

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Menu for Acupuncturists

This is no problem with English Pronunciation but simply funny!
Quiz: If you were a hungry acupuncturist which menu item do you think you would choose? The duck? The fish?
You got it. The needles! Perhaps they are served in haystacks! Or maybe they come with a camel side-dish, although they would be difficult to pass through the eye of the needle before eating!

Whatever else, they really have that menu sewn up!

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